ΣΑΕ Makes TFM Headlines for Sexual Misconduct

By now, we assume that the majority of the LSU Greek community is well aware of the pending investigation/social probation fuss over the actions of a single ΣΑΕ pledge.

For those of you who live under a rock, the details are foul (to say the least) and will not be posted on to our site. The controversy surrounding the issue is far more serious than any third party can imagine. The matter will likely see a court date, and will certainly give liberals hipsters geeds the media material to which they may center countless anti-Greek spiels.

LSU’s ΣΑΕ Chapter Suspended For Hazing That Was “Sexual In Nature,”

LSU addressed the issue to the public via the vague statement above. Click here to read the article published by The Daily Reveille (LSU's Official Newsprint). The quoted statement was used, word for word, in the headline of an article published by the social media empire Total Frat Move, or the locale 'TFM'. The statement made by LSU technically communes the controversial matter, but fails to ascertain readers as to the parties on the receiving end of the sexual abuse. (And for good reason: The victim of this crime deserves privacy. Unfortunately, the silencing of this matter would oppose the baseless agendas of anti-Greek factions. TFM is certainly under the wrong impression. The photo below was chosen to be the visual aid of the article.

.....Clearly they are misled. TFM's article discusses the grim demand for change within the Greek system of universities, specifically regarding sexual hazing. However noble and true the words, readers of TFM across the nation will in turn follow suit in drawing a ridiculous assumption from LSU's vague statement. ΣΑΕ did not (as far as we know) sexually abuse the pledges themselves. The hazing that actually took place is far more reprehensible having led an impressionable mind, under an unimaginably large level of pressure, to act immorally. There should really be a TFM retraction made, but the odds of that happening are slim to none.

ΣΑΕ's suspension is expected to lift in the year of 2015. The chapter house will be closed until further notice.

Regardless the details of this heinous crime, there is one thing that we and TFM can agree upon: HAZING OF ANY SORT MUST COME TO AN END.

Until next time, 

Geaux Tigers! GRΣΣK!

January 21st Update:

TFM Retraction after reading the above post/outraged Tigers. Click here to view.